EVERYTHING

Sep 30

phbr:

I’m at the point where I would sell my firstborn for $5,000. Does anyone want my eggs (also is it possible to do this without getting bloated from hormones/sticking a needle into my thigh every day)?

@yourfriendsav said: this was me 6 months ago. STRONGLY CONSIDERED. i lost weight to do it. and then i didn’t. like, i know you’re jk in frustration, but i was near dire. but hey. down 20. feelin’ gr8. lol. lol. crey.

Other things I’ve considered - finding a site where I can nap all day (in my PJs, no sound, duh) to a web cam and get paid for it. That’s got to be someone’s fetish, right?

Learning how to apply false lashes, wearing 2 bras to crazy enhance my bust line, wearing a corset, and being a hostess at a korean karaoke bar (because I just saw an ad for it on Craigslist).

Yes, I’m getting to that point, guys. I’ve been looking for legit work and I’ve been hustling at this current job, but how come life just always seems so dramatic?

I’m at the point where I would sell my firstborn for $5,000. Does anyone want my eggs (also is it possible to do this without getting bloated from hormones/sticking a needle into my thigh every day)?

Sep 29

hellogiggles:

Tiger cubs! :)

hellogiggles:

Tiger cubs! :)

Sep 24

hellogiggles:

awwww-cute:

Ready for Halloween

SO. READY.

hellogiggles:

awwww-cute:

Ready for Halloween

SO. READY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BOY I’M DRANKIN’
I’M SANGIN’ 
ON THE MIC TO MY BOY TOYS
THEN I FILL THE TUB UP HALFWAY THEN RIDE IT WITH MY SERFBORT
SERFBORT
SERFBORT
GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD
GRAININ’ GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BOY I’M DRANKIN’

I’M SANGIN’

ON THE MIC TO MY BOY TOYS

THEN I FILL THE TUB UP HALFWAY THEN RIDE IT WITH MY SERFBORT

SERFBORT

SERFBORT

GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

GRAININ’ GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

Sep 23

[video]

Sep 22

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(via ahrodriguez)

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Diego Velazquez | The Triumph of Bacchus | 1829

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Diego Velazquez | The Triumph of Bacchus | 1829

Sep 19

(via hellogiggles)

Sep 17

[video]

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.” — A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via yourfriendsav)

Sep 16

[video]

[video]


My guinea pig is walking the dog

My guinea pig is walking the dog

(Source: foreverpensive, via ahrodriguez)

Sep 15

reasonsmysoniscrying:

DELEGATION.
Me to 5yo: “Please grab your towel.”
5yo to 3yo: “Get my towel, please!”
3yo to Me: “Daddy, can you carry this towel?”
Me: “Ok.”