This is pretty much what I do to my friends because of course, in my opinion, my friend could always do better. 
And then I get irrational mom-level with them like “shouldn’t you hold down a job first?” “finish school then dating!” “find a guy who is a grown up, not a man child” “you have to work on your own happiness before you get someone else to add to it!” 

Yeah I’m not nosy or crazy at all!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANNY, MAN, YOU NEED TO PERK UP. IT’S A PARTY.
AT THE SAME TIME YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT, THOUGH. YOUR MOOD IS ONE OF PALPABLE TENSION AND IT’S MAKING EVERYONE ABOUT 12% LESS LOOSEY-GOOSEY THAN THEY SHOULD BE. WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FULLY L-G.
SO, TO RECAP, YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP AND REMEMBER ABOUT PARTIES. PERKY BUT CHILL. INTO A GOOD TIME BUT OUT OF SHITS TO GIVE.
TAKE ME AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE REQUIRED DICHOTOMY. UP TOP I’M ALL PARTY, HENCE THE HAT. DOWNTOWN WE FIND ME SO CHILLED OUT THAT I REFUSE TO USE MY LEGS AND HAVE KEVIN HERE CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE. THAT’S THE MOOD AND ATTITUDE WE’RE GOING FOR. 
WOULD IT HELP IF I HAD KEVIN GRAB YOU A BURGER? HMMM? THEY’RE DYNAMITE. THEY’VE GOT CHORIZO IN THEM. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANNY, MAN, YOU NEED TO PERK UP. IT’S A PARTY.

AT THE SAME TIME YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT, THOUGH. YOUR MOOD IS ONE OF PALPABLE TENSION AND IT’S MAKING EVERYONE ABOUT 12% LESS LOOSEY-GOOSEY THAN THEY SHOULD BE. WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FULLY L-G.

SO, TO RECAP, YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP AND REMEMBER ABOUT PARTIES. PERKY BUT CHILL. INTO A GOOD TIME BUT OUT OF SHITS TO GIVE.

TAKE ME AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE REQUIRED DICHOTOMY. UP TOP I’M ALL PARTY, HENCE THE HAT. DOWNTOWN WE FIND ME SO CHILLED OUT THAT I REFUSE TO USE MY LEGS AND HAVE KEVIN HERE CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE. THAT’S THE MOOD AND ATTITUDE WE’RE GOING FOR. 

WOULD IT HELP IF I HAD KEVIN GRAB YOU A BURGER? HMMM? THEY’RE DYNAMITE. THEY’VE GOT CHORIZO IN THEM. 

Anonymous said: should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?

feminerdism:

plannedparenthood:

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The Planned Parenthood tumblr has probably been waiting a very long time to use that gif.

strangeasanjles:

speak on it

(Source: mtvother, via uneboulette)

dingyfeathers:

lmao thank god someone made this.

dingyfeathers:

lmao thank god someone made this.

(via ahrodriguez)

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"

A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

"

How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel (via jeanpaulfarte)

(Source: agonyandagony, via nonomella)

bibliophileblues:

For review from Random House Canada.

How do I get the canadian version of this book?! I love this cover!
EDIT

Nevermind- it’s the paperback! TOTES GETTING THIS

bibliophileblues:

For review from Random House Canada.

How do I get the canadian version of this book?! I love this cover!

EDIT

Nevermind- it’s the paperback! TOTES GETTING THIS

I grew up in a cult! 

This is a great mockumentary about the most famous cult family

droqo:

The courage it takes for a woman to say “yes” is beyond anything I can imagine.

(via danareadsbooks)

yourfriendsav:

nedhepburn:

Elliot.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU, KIMMY WALTERS. WHOEVER YOU ARE.

yourfriendsav:

nedhepburn:

Elliot.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU, KIMMY WALTERS. WHOEVER YOU ARE.

(via uneboulette)

"Margaret Atwood asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women. “They are afraid women will laugh at them. She asked a group of women the same of men. “We’re afraid of being killed."

— The mass killing at UCSB is awful and disturbing (via jessbennett)

(via caragh)

  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

kamidoodles:

lightspeedsound:

afinitea:

this is tooo real.

for serious the sheer feels lmao

oh my god they even have those stupid drinks I was so envious of white kids lunches over

this show is too fucking real man

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