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Possibly one of the best. Someone bring back celery!

This is pretty much what I do to my friends because of course, in my opinion, my friend could always do better. 
And then I get irrational mom-level with them like “shouldn’t you hold down a job first?” “finish school then dating!” “find a guy who is a grown up, not a man child” “you have to work on your own happiness before you get someone else to add to it!” 

Yeah I’m not nosy or crazy at all!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANNY, MAN, YOU NEED TO PERK UP. IT’S A PARTY.
AT THE SAME TIME YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT, THOUGH. YOUR MOOD IS ONE OF PALPABLE TENSION AND IT’S MAKING EVERYONE ABOUT 12% LESS LOOSEY-GOOSEY THAN THEY SHOULD BE. WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FULLY L-G.
SO, TO RECAP, YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP AND REMEMBER ABOUT PARTIES. PERKY BUT CHILL. INTO A GOOD TIME BUT OUT OF SHITS TO GIVE.
TAKE ME AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE REQUIRED DICHOTOMY. UP TOP I’M ALL PARTY, HENCE THE HAT. DOWNTOWN WE FIND ME SO CHILLED OUT THAT I REFUSE TO USE MY LEGS AND HAVE KEVIN HERE CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE. THAT’S THE MOOD AND ATTITUDE WE’RE GOING FOR. 
WOULD IT HELP IF I HAD KEVIN GRAB YOU A BURGER? HMMM? THEY’RE DYNAMITE. THEY’VE GOT CHORIZO IN THEM. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANNY, MAN, YOU NEED TO PERK UP. IT’S A PARTY.

AT THE SAME TIME YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT, THOUGH. YOUR MOOD IS ONE OF PALPABLE TENSION AND IT’S MAKING EVERYONE ABOUT 12% LESS LOOSEY-GOOSEY THAN THEY SHOULD BE. WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FULLY L-G.

SO, TO RECAP, YOU NEED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP AND REMEMBER ABOUT PARTIES. PERKY BUT CHILL. INTO A GOOD TIME BUT OUT OF SHITS TO GIVE.

TAKE ME AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE REQUIRED DICHOTOMY. UP TOP I’M ALL PARTY, HENCE THE HAT. DOWNTOWN WE FIND ME SO CHILLED OUT THAT I REFUSE TO USE MY LEGS AND HAVE KEVIN HERE CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE. THAT’S THE MOOD AND ATTITUDE WE’RE GOING FOR. 

WOULD IT HELP IF I HAD KEVIN GRAB YOU A BURGER? HMMM? THEY’RE DYNAMITE. THEY’VE GOT CHORIZO IN THEM. 

Anonymous said: should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?

feminerdism:

plannedparenthood:

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The Planned Parenthood tumblr has probably been waiting a very long time to use that gif.

strangeasanjles:

speak on it

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dingyfeathers:

lmao thank god someone made this.

dingyfeathers:

lmao thank god someone made this.

(via ahrodriguez)

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"

A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

"

How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel (via jeanpaulfarte)

(Source: agonyandagony, via nonomella)

bibliophileblues:

For review from Random House Canada.

How do I get the canadian version of this book?! I love this cover!
EDIT

Nevermind- it’s the paperback! TOTES GETTING THIS

bibliophileblues:

For review from Random House Canada.

How do I get the canadian version of this book?! I love this cover!

EDIT

Nevermind- it’s the paperback! TOTES GETTING THIS

I grew up in a cult! 

This is a great mockumentary about the most famous cult family

droqo:

The courage it takes for a woman to say “yes” is beyond anything I can imagine.

(via danareadsbooks)

yourfriendsav:

nedhepburn:

Elliot.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU, KIMMY WALTERS. WHOEVER YOU ARE.

yourfriendsav:

nedhepburn:

Elliot.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU, KIMMY WALTERS. WHOEVER YOU ARE.

(via uneboulette)

"Margaret Atwood asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women. “They are afraid women will laugh at them. She asked a group of women the same of men. “We’re afraid of being killed."

— The mass killing at UCSB is awful and disturbing (via jessbennett)

(via caragh)